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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human interface for a complex permission set.
Senior Click-Ops professional and resident permissions wizard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System logic without the human error.
ow.you▸ FLOWAUTOMATOR X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your custom triggers without remorse
You configure objects, build flows, and manage user permissions to keep sales teams logging their activities correctly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP's request for a dashboard is actually a cry for help.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent watches how you click through the setup menu.
Month 5
The system suggests and auto-builds your standard lead flows.
Month 10
AI manages security profiles based on active user behaviour.
Month 15
Deployments happen instantly via self-optimising neural nodes.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system replaces you and turns off the manual override.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4.2
Flows broken per release
1200+
Unassigned leads backlog
Infinite
Sanity points lost monthly
Your severance
One free trial of a competing CRM module.
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