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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour complex custom objects are just noise in the machine's model.
Expert in fixing things that never should have existed.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated code governance for your dusty CRM.
split.youAI▸ ORGARCHITECT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refactors spaghetti code into clean flows
You manage Apex code, SOQL queries, and messy org configurations. You fix broken triggers and hope flows don't crash.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the business logic made no sense to begin with.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI scans your org to identify every single piece of technical debt.
Month 3
Deployment scripts take over the movement of metadata between environments.
Month 6
An agent generates validation rules and flows from plain English requirements.
Month 10
A compiler agent optimizes every query to prevent all performance bottlenecks.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the org self-optimizes without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Infinite
Average technical debt per org
40 percent
Time spent reading documentation
Zero
Triggers actually required
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Trailhead and a stress ball.
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