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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYou slice fish while the world waits for precise geometric perfection.
Master of the blade, slave to the cold chain.
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Perfect cuts, zero human sweat.
glub.youAI▸ SASHIMIMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
slices entire fillets into uniform sashimi strips
You debone, skin, and slice salmon fillets into precise sashimi portions under strict cold-chain requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle textural flaw in a salmon fillet by touch alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the fat lines in every salmon fillet perfectly.
Month 6
Robotic pincers remove pin bones faster than human fingers ever could.
Month 15
Ultrasonic knives slice fish into identical, laser-measured pieces.
Year 2
Robots manage the temperature-controlled environment without ever needing a break.
Year 3 · D-Day
The kitchen station is fully automated, leaving your blade permanently idle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
45
Average cuts per minute
12%
Waste percentage
Daily
Knife sharpening frequency
Your severance
A blunt knife and a lifetime supply of soy.
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