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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career path is literally heading down the drain.
Waste management operative with a very strong stomach.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The autonomous solution for hazardous environments.
bzzt.you▸ WASTEWAY V6▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sanitizes high-traffic zones without complaining
You transport specialized sanitation vehicles and manually scrub chemical containment units. It is dirty, essential, and entirely logic-based.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge exactly how much chemical is needed by the smell alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Weight sensors in tanks signal when a unit needs service.
Month 10
Software optimizes driving paths to ignore your coffee breaks.
Year 1.9
Mechanical arms align with discharge ports without human touch.
Year 3
Internal brushes perform cleaning cycles while you are home.
Year 4 · D-Day
The final human-serviced unit is replaced by a robot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40
Average daily units serviced
too many
Chemical exposure incidents
zero
Human tolerance threshold
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial strength nose plugs.
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