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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling complexity to companies that just need a working database.
Director of translating 'the server crashed' into 'scalability challenges'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Slides built faster than your billable hours.
splat.you▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates perfectly vague executive slide decks
You navigate convoluted SAP modules to tell clients how to manage their data. You write slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique talent for reading a client's facial expression during a disaster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our AI scrapes your current slide library to create new pitches instantly.
Month 5
Sensors map client processes to suggest SAP configurations without human bias.
Month 10
Avatars run your meetings while you look for a new career path.
Month 16
The system monitors its own data errors without manual advisory intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access token is revoked while a script archives your final slide.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
450
Slides produced per quarter
1200
Hours spent in airport lounges
85%
Billable hours lost to synergy
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium airport lounge pass.
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