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April 19, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning complex data into expensive slides that nobody actually reads.
Senior SAP lead (mostly VLOOKUP, emotionally SQL)
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You map business logic to database tables and spend all day arguing about master data maintenance standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the board report shows negative profit to a terrified CFO.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models scan legacy documentation to map existing business logic automatically.
Month 4
Autonomous agents handle all transport requests and database query optimizations.
Month 8
An AI interface captures requirements directly from frustrated department heads.
Month 13
Machine learning agents continuously clean master data errors without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
All manual SAP administration is fully decommissioned in favor of autonomous compute.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4.2 liters daily
Coffee consumed
89 percent
Dashboard abandonment rate
7 hours
Time spent in meetings
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