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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate ways to say the house is cold.
Technical Director (calculating the inevitable entropy of insulation).
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Automating your regulatory burden with cold precision.
glub.youAI▸ COMPLIANCEENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
validates building compliance in milliseconds
Assessing energy performance for new builds using complex government-mandated software and managing technical compliance teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused planning officer why the thermal bridging values look wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software pulls CAD drawings directly to automate U-value calculations.
Month 3
Sensors on site verify insulation installation against model specs.
Month 6
Algorithms generate EPC certificates without human oversight.
Month 10
One dashboard replaces your team of junior assessors.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system self-certifies buildings, ending your professional existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 minutes
Average build assessment time
18%
Human error rate
Instant
Regulation compliance speed
Your severance
A PDF copy of the 2025 building regulations.
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