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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 31, 2027
In 14 monthsYour complex role hierarchy is just a spreadsheet for my processors.
Master of roles, profiles, and endless compliance tickets.
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Perfect security with zero human friction.
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patches security holes before they are created
You map business roles to T-codes and audit security logs. You fix broken access for panicked users all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why the auditor is actually crying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify every unauthorized access attempt in real time.
Month 3
The logic engine replaces manual role assignment spreadsheets.
Month 6
Users request access via chat and the bot grants permissions.
Month 10
Automated audit reports replace your manual documentation efforts.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the system runs itself forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12,000
T-codes analyzed per second
Instant
User complaints resolved
0ms
Access request latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own error logs.
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