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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career is just a long list of failed system patches.
Master of transport requests and kernel-level despair.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your manual transport management forever.
shred.you▸ BASISBOT-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches kernel upgrades while you sleep
You spend your life babysitting SAP kernel upgrades and managing client transport requests. It is glorified database plumbing.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the production instance crashed at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents detect system lag and restart services before you wake up.
Month 4
Scripts handle kernel updates and SAP notes without human intervention or oversight.
Month 8
Transport requests are validated and pushed by automated workflow approval engines.
Month 13
An LLM interface resolves user authorization and connectivity tickets instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-maintaining and fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
too many
Average weekend system outages
80 percent
Hours spent on SAP notes
99 percent
Tickets closed via reboot
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a digital badge.
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