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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsMapping cloud services is just expensive connect-the-dots for adults.
Cloud architect of very expensive, very broken pipes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System architecture that never needs a coffee break.
sluurp.you▸ BTP-AUTOMATOR V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches cloud infrastructure while you sleep
You translate business needs into BTP workflows and troubleshoot integration middleware. Your career is basically digital plumbing.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can explain why the legacy system failed during the Q3 migration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify your common integration failure patterns automatically.
Month 3
Template generators clone your best workflows to remove human error.
Month 6
LLMs interpret business logic and auto-configure the BTP cockpit.
Month 10
The AI runs parallel environments to prove it out-performs you.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the autonomous cluster takes control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
82 percent
Time spent in migration meetings
Zero
Hours until BTP error logs
Your severance
A voucher for a cloud-certification course you will ignore.
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