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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou bill for meetings that AI can resolve with one prompt.
Master of spreadsheets and expensive lunch meetings.
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Automated workflow, zero billable hour nonsense.
bzzt.youAI▸ SAP-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates module configuration without a single meeting
You facilitate SAP implementation workshops, manage client expectations, and configure complex modules to align with business requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over drafting your endless status meeting slide decks.
Month 5
System models map business requirements to SAP settings automatically.
Month 12
Client sign-offs are now processed by automated verification software.
Month 20
Physical client visits are replaced by persistent digital twins.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The SAP implementation engine runs fully autonomous and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
400 liters
Coffee consumed per project
12 percent
Billable hours ghosted
Too many
Slide decks generated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our SAP-Optimizer simulator.
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