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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour custom ABAP scripts are just expensive digital museum pieces now.
Configuring modules while dodging German data privacy laws.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System migrations without the human error margin.
no no noyouAI▸ SAP-AUTOPILOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates compliance patching at midnight
You map complex hospital workflows to rigid database tables. You spend your life debugging interface errors and compliance logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a server migration will collapse based on pure bureaucratic intuition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models scan your legacy configuration notes into clean machine logic.
Month 4
Automated agents trace your manual database queries to find faster paths.
Month 8
AI script runners deploy updates without needing your manual review.
Month 13
Simulation software runs thousands of billing scenarios to verify accuracy.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your access credentials forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumption per ticket
78 percent
Time spent in meetings
890 yearly
Compliance tickets closed
Your severance
A warm handshake and a read-only database license.
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