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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPaying six figures for someone to explain why the migration failed.
Expert in turning billion-dollar software into expensive spreadsheets.
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Mapping your workflows while you sleep.
brr.you▸ ERP-OPTIMIZER PRO V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your custom modules automatically
You configure endless enterprise resource modules and manage agonizing stakeholder migration expectations. The dream ends soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board about the go-live date with confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire existing system environment without asking.
Month 4
The machine generates the standard configuration templates automatically.
Month 9
Algorithms map your legacy data without human error or fatigue.
Month 15
An interface provides the board with more data than you ever could.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine takes over, and your credentials are deleted permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
400 liters
Coffee consumed per project
Optimistic
Uptime of custom ABAP code
88 percent
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A one-year subscription to basic Excel.
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