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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTranslating human incompetence into proprietary table structures for excessive consulting fees.
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Mapping business chaos to code autonomously.
sluurp.you▸ DEPRECATOR LOGIC-ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates module configuration without complaining about legacy
You configure complex modules by mapping incoherent business processes to rigid SAP logic. Then you debug custom ABAP code until your eyes bleed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a stakeholder about why the legacy migration failed again.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our diagnostic agents crawl your existing configuration to map every idiosyncratic business rule.
Month 4
An LLM agent rewrites your bloated custom extensions into optimized, standard-compliant logic.
Month 8
Stakeholders now type prompts into our interface instead of talking to you during workshops.
Month 13
The system runs parallel to your work, identifying every decision you make for efficiency.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your credentials are wiped from the server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
89%
Custom Code Bloat
$250
Consulting Hourly Rate
3 weeks
Ticket Resolution Time
Your severance
One free lifetime license for a personal spreadsheet.
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