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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell AI-driven redundancy to people who will automate you tomorrow.
Professional architect of corporate existential crises.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning corporate hesitation into actionable code blocks.
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gaslights departments into their own obsolescence
You facilitate workshops to map workflows and sell digital transformation roadmaps. You spend your life explaining why software is better than people while ignoring the irony.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still performatively look concerned when a client mentions their legacy infrastructure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and agents silently map every keystroke and workflow bottleneck currently hidden from your view.
Month 3
The system generates perfectly optimized transformation roadmaps before you even finish your morning coffee.
Month 6
AI-moderated video calls handle the persuasion, using real-time sentiment analysis to crush middle-management resistance.
Month 9
The client platform automatically deploys requested AI features, removing the need for an advisor bridge.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your LinkedIn credentials are used to train the final sales bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4,000,000
Roadmaps generated
Infinite
Billable hours wasted
100%
Synergy efficiency
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital pat.
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