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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning complex car manufacturing logic into unreadable lines of ABAP code.
Custom ABAP scripts written under extreme corporate pressure
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Automated enterprise resource planning for car parts
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patches security holes before you wake
You write custom ABAP code to manage automotive parts data and fix user access permissions in SAP systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy custom module broke at 3am on a Sunday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart agents scan your custom ABAP scripts for logic errors.
Month 4
User permission changes are now handled by automated policy bots.
Month 10
AI models generate custom business logic directly into the database.
Month 18
Legacy custom modules are replaced by our standard enterprise engine.
Year 2 · D-Day
The SAP system manages itself while you find a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
5000 lines
ABAP lines replaced daily
12 resets
User password resets hourly
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our SAP maintenance simulator
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