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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend your life taming a database older than your sense of purpose.
Master of complex transactions and forgotten database tables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated migration to the cloud, no humans required.
split.you▸ ABAP-KILLER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches production systems while you are sleeping
You patch custom ABAP code and manage complex ERP modules to keep business processes running inside monolithic software.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know why the production instance only works when the server is restarted twice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin cataloging your custom ABAP code dependencies.
Month 5
Autonomous bots apply support packages without manual oversight or error.
Month 10
AI models reconfigure module settings based on business logic trends.
Month 15
Cloud migration tools move data silos to automated infrastructure.
Month 19 · D-Day
The SAP instance manages itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 liters
Coffee consumed per patch
75 percent
Time spent in meetings
48 hours
Hours until system crash
Your severance
One free subscription to a SAP training course.
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