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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling overpriced modular complexity to companies who forgot how to run.
Master of the over-scoped, under-delivered implementation timeline.
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Automating the misery of enterprise resource planning.
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You oversee complex enterprise software implementations and manage the endless billing of billable hours for consulting teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to understand why a legacy module needs a multi-year migration project.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts sending status updates directly to stakeholders without your input.
Month 5
Algorithms determine optimal team allocation for every project phase automatically.
Month 10
Language models write all project proposals and contracts in seconds.
Month 15
System tracks and validates every hour without manual timesheet entry.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs the practice entirely; the human role is purged.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Infinite
Billable hours wasted
400kg
Slide deck weight
99%
Project delay probability
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