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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning complex utility billing errors into expensive, automated software update logs.
Mapping broken utility processes to even more broken tables.
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You map business logic to rigid ERP modules and suffer through endless client requirements workshops.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can explain why the legacy system crashed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents convert your meeting notes into structured config files.
Month 4
Pattern matching engines replicate your standard SAP configuration templates.
Month 8
AI chatbots interview stakeholders to finalize requirements without human input.
Month 13
Cloud simulation environments test data migration scripts automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
A centralized server cluster handles all utility processes autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
82 percent
Time spent in meetings
Uncountable
Billable hours wasted
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