Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace SAP Programme Director jobs? · Latest report #t922cec4
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou bridge the gap between expensive consultants and broken ERP modules.
Master of complex spreadsheets and even more complex excuses.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning spreadsheets into actual functional code.
squeeze.youAI▸ ERP-SYNC LOGIC CORE▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates project status reports from thin air
You manage massive software deployment schedules, negotiate with vendors, and endlessly report on project health to executive boards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a CEO in the eye and explain why the migration failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart dashboards replace your manual weekly progress reports.
Month 4
AI auditors flag all inefficient spend in your service agreements.
Month 8
Software automatically shifts team tasks based on real-time code velocity.
Month 12
Executive boards now interact directly with the project database.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the logic core manages everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
18 per week
Hours spent on status slides
4,209
Unread email count
22 percent
Average budget overrun
Your severance
One free trial month of a cloud subscription service.
Discussion
