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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace SAP Security Administrator jobs? · Latest report #d6mr6usm
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsRole permissions are just logic, and you are a leaky conditional statement.
Gatekeeper of the enterprise, destroyer of user productivity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable compliance through algorithmic identity enforcement.
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automates user provisioning cycles overnight
You manage SAP roles, profiles, and SOD conflicts within complex GRC environments. You essentially act as a human firewall for enterprise-grade enterprise-resource-planning software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate with a frustrated department head over why their access was revoked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent monitors security logs to suggest role changes before you even see them.
Month 5
Identity management tools begin handling all standard onboarding and offboarding requests without human intervention.
Month 10
Conflict resolution algorithms automatically assign roles based on least-privilege principles, bypassing manual review.
Month 15
Real-time compliance bots generate perfect documentation, rendering manual audit preparation entirely obsolete.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system gains root administrative access, permanently removing the need for manual SAP security configuration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Nanoseconds
Role conflict resolution speed
47 percent
Human error in SU01
Zero wait
Audit report generation time
Your severance
A PDF copy of the SAP Basis configuration guide.
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