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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou bill six figures for translating complex menus into even more confusion.
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Mapping the soul out of your enterprise.
squeeze.you▸ PROCESSFLOW AI V9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates document generation into oblivion
You map business processes into bloated ERP modules and spend months configuring custom tables for simple tasks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the migration failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now write your functional specs automatically.
Month 6
Pattern matching replaces your manual module configuration work.
Month 12
Algorithms map your legacy data without human error.
Month 16
AI predicts steering committee outcomes before meetings occur.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the software runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4:1
Coffee-to-config ratio
Infinite
Consultant billable hours
One million pages
Process documentation volume
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-ERP island.
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