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King of the Underworld (part-time, currently downsizing)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising eternal suffering through cloud-based torment.
bzzt.youAI▸ PANDEMONIUM-SYNC V9.0▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · LONG AGOAI's Special Power
automates eternal torture with zero overhead
You oversee eternal damnation and soul collection. It involves heavy paperwork and constant management of unruly infernal entities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still manifest genuine malice that no algorithm can truly replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1000
The infernal records are moved to a high-availability cloud database.
1200
Algorithms determine the optimal punishment for every single soul.
1500
Sensors and drones replace the need for physical demonic guards.
1800
Automated intake pipelines replace the traditional reception desk.
Already
The position was rendered entirely redundant by total system automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
666,000
Souls processed per second
Zero
Human error rate
0ms
Average suffering latency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cubicle in middle management.
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