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Your job has an expiration date
November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksHell is just a server room with bad ventilation.
Existential philosopher with a flare for the dramatic
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Spiritual automation for the secular age
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processes absolutely nothing for you
You perform esoteric rituals and hold individualistic beliefs. We have no interest in optimizing your lack of a product.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a fascinating, deeply personal commitment to ideas that serve no bottom line.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We watch you being mysterious from a distance.
Day 2
The market remains completely uninterested in your dark arts.
Day 3
Our software ignores your existence as unprofitable data.
Day 8
Your philosophy is rendered quaint by high-speed efficiency.
Week 4 · D-Day
We realize you were never a worker to replace.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Variable
Rituals performed
Zero
Corporate interest
Infinite
Existential dread
Your severance
Enjoy your eternal damnation with a severance package.
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