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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsOrbiting your relevance into the abyss with one single ping.
Tactical operator (mostly RF noise, emotionally signal-locked)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting the battlefield without the human lag.
bzzt.youAI▸ ORBITALGUARD SYS-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects phase shifts in real time
You align bulky tactical satellite dishes and run diagnostic software to keep army signals flowing across hostile zones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically wrestle a frozen, rusted dish mount back into place at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors detect link degradation before you even wake up.
Month 7
Robotic gantry mounts lock onto satellites with zero human input.
Month 16
AI patches cryptographic firmware bugs while the dish is live.
Year 2.1
Drones deliver replacement parts to the dish without human help.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The army realizes the signal is cleaner without a operator.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Zero percent
Frequency of signal drops
Negligible
Alignment precision error
High
Human caffeine reliance
Your severance
A decommissioned signal cable and a handshake.
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