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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsOrbiting the problem, while your schematics collect space dust.
Senior Hardware Engineer (mostly Altium, emotionally stressed by vacuum)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Radiation-hardened design in a blink.
oof.youAI▸ ORBITALLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
autogenerates radiation-hardened PCB traces instantly
You design complex circuits for vacuum environments and radiation shielding. Then you watch them launch and stop working.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically troubleshoot why the landing gear sensor failed during vibration testing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI starts suggesting optimal components for radiation tolerance.
Month 7
Software handles all PCB trace routing for complex stacks.
Month 16
Models run thermal and vibration tests without any prototypes.
Year 2.2
Regulatory reports are auto-generated based on design constraints.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system prints the Gerber files and notifies you to leave.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4000x faster
Thermal simulation speed
0.00 percent
PCB error rate
Zero liters
Coffee consumed per board
Your severance
A decommissioned solar panel and a very sad calculator.
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