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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Satellite Imagery Analyst jobs? · Latest report #hamykhr4
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsCounting clouds while the algorithm maps your every move.
Staring into the void until the void stares back.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total planetary visibility without the human delay.
help!youAI▸ ORBITALSENTRY V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite terabytes in milliseconds
You identify objects in grainy satellite feeds. Your screen is mostly static, clouds, and blurry pixelated cargo ships.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell the difference between a real military base and a blurry water stain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI software removes cloud cover and shadows automatically.
Month 4
Vision models flag every ship, tank, and building instantly.
Month 7
Computers generate your daily briefing reports without human input.
Month 10
Smart algorithms alert the client only when something actually changes.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system monitors the globe while you search for new work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,000 per shift
Average clouds misidentified
0.1 microns
Resolution sensitivity
12,000 hourly
Human eyes blinking
Your severance
One free high-res photo of your empty desk.
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