Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Satellite Installer jobs? · Latest report #2u3fywp8
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthClimbing roofs to point dishes at sky is charmingly manual work.
Roof-scaling signal hunter and cable management enthusiast.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect signal, zero climbing.
squeeze.youAI▸ ORBITALALIGNER X-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calibrates dish signals to the millisecond
You drive to rural sites, mount dishes on roofs, and align them for internet and TV signal connectivity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if the mount will actually hold against a fierce winter storm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Drones map roof geometry to find the optimal mounting point.
Month 10
Magnetic track-crawlers fish cables through wall cavities without human input.
Year 2.2
Sensors inside the dish auto-orient to the satellite constellation.
Year 3.3
Expansion anchors set themselves into brick or wood foundations.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human ladder logistics are retired for rapid automated deployment units.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.8%
100 percent
Roof falls avoided
Micron level
Alignment precision
Instant
Cable routing speed
Your severance
A slightly used ladder and a warm thermos.
Discussion
