Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Satellite Mission Engineer jobs? · Latest report #suaumcts
Your job has an expiration date
December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsOrbiting the drain while you plot trajectories for expensive space junk.
Orbital babysitter dealing with expensive, temperamental vacuum hardware.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the void, one degree at a time.
help!youAI▸ ORBITALGUARD V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes orbital fuel burn in nanoseconds
You monitor telemetry streams and adjust orbital parameters for satellites. Your job is mostly waiting for solar flares and hoping the thrusters actually fire.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which component is failing when the sensor noise looks wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
An agent begins logging your manual tweaks to train its predictive orbital decay models.
Month 4
Routine station-keeping commands are now auto-generated and uplinked without your sleepy supervision.
Month 11
Pattern matching algorithms identify hardware failures before your monitors even flicker.
Month 20
The system runs parallel mission simulations and auto-corrects your suboptimal thruster burn decisions.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
You are disconnected from the console and retired into atmospheric re-entry.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
2000x
Telemetry analysis speed
14%
Human error margin
Zero
Latency to orbit
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-functional LEO relay station.
Discussion
