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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour code orbits the earth while my agents rewrite your logic.
Senior C++ dev, mostly handling race conditions in space.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Space-grade code, zero gravity, zero humans.
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patches firmware across the vacuum of space
You write low-latency C++ for orbital imaging and debug satellite telemetry logs in high-pressure flight readiness reviews.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know why the satellite telemetries behave oddly when the solar wind spikes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents parse your logs to identify recurring signal errors.
Month 5
Cloud-based digital twins replace physical hardware test benches entirely.
Month 12
Models generate flight-ready C++ code that passes all static checks.
Month 16
Algorithms detect hardware decay before you even notice the drift.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access tokens expire while the satellite updates itself automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
4ms
Average latency jitter
2 seconds
Code review cycle
0.0001%
Satellite downtime
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-functional orbital module.
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