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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsOrbiting the inevitable conclusion that your design work is now code.
Orbiting spreadsheets while your satellites drift into obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect orbits without the human error
stretchy.youAI▸ ORBITALLOGIC V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes orbital vectors in real time
You manage complex spacecraft requirements, link budgets, and orbital mechanics. You struggle with legacy firmware and ground station telemetry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a signal anomaly is just ghosting in the hardware.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models ingest every technical manual and legacy design specification.
Month 4
Algorithms begin running automated orbit and power budget simulations.
Month 10
Smart software writes and verifies flight firmware updates autonomously.
Month 18
Telemetry monitoring systems shift to self-healing predictive maintenance routines.
Year 2 · D-Day
A single server rack replaces the entire engineering department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
Telemetery anomalies ignored
12 liters
Coffee consumed per launch
Calculated
Hours until orbit decay
Your severance
A decommissioned solar panel and one high-gain antenna.
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