Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Satellite TV Engineer jobs? · Latest report #vhke828a
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsClimbing roofs is a hobby; automated alignment is a business.
Still climbing ladders while the satellites drift above.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision signal lock without the fall risk.
toast.you▸ SKYLINK PRO-BOT▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
locks signal to precise geostationary orbit
You drill walls and align dishes to satellites. A machine will do this without needing a ladder.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly why the signal is dropping just by the wind's speed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors inside mounts align dishes automatically without human effort.
Month 5
Small drones scan attics to route cables through existing gaps.
Month 13
Cloud software optimizes satellite lock remotely without manual tweaks.
Year 2.2
Vacuum-based robots replace ladders for all external equipment.
Year 4 · D-Day
The service now deploys itself entirely via automated logistics fleets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
Roof falls per year
Two seconds
Signal alignment time
Zero
Drill bit breakage
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the channels you can't watch.
Discussion
