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Will AI replace Saturation Cave Diver jobs? · Latest report #8ab8wnds
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou are a glorified bathtub explorer with a very expensive expiration date.
Deep-sea explorer ignoring the crushing weight of reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deeper, darker, and entirely immune to nitrogen.
split.you▸ ABYSSALCRAWLER MARK VII▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates zero-visibility silts without heartbeat
You navigate hazardous submerged cave systems to map geology or recover equipment. You manage decompression schedules and complex gas mixtures in total isolation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel the shifting sediment against your suit in total darkness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
High-fidelity sonar arrays replace human visual estimation for cave mapping.
Year 4
Smart-tether systems prevent snagging during deep-cave penetration routines.
Year 14
Advanced polymers allow robotic frames to resist extreme deep-water pressure crushing.
Year 23
Haptic feedback sensors allow machines to manipulate delicate rock formations.
Year 40 · D-Day
A fleet of crawlers permanently occupies the cave system, rendering human access obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
99 percent
Average decompression anxiety
Zero
Robot oxygen requirement
Optimistic
Human survival rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium diving decompression tablets.
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