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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour hands spend all day in casings that nobody wants to touch.
Industrial meat-wrestler avoiding the grinder.
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Precision linking without the tired wrists.
brr.you▸ LINKMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfects the twist on every single link
You force seasoned meat into casings using manual stuffers. Your day is just rhythm, grease, and slippery links.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a casing tears before the machine even notices.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor your fill speed and casing tension levels daily.
Month 8
Robot arms take over the heavy lifting of meat batches.
Month 20
The nozzle automatically tracks casing elasticity to stop tears.
Year 2.5
The machine links the sausages faster than any human hand could.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The LinkMaster runs the floor while you find a new hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
800 total
Links per hour
3 per day
Grease incidents
human-variant
Sausage consistency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium breakfast links.
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