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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsUntangling tubes of meat is a tragedy of human mechanical potential.
Professional knot-untangler and casing integrity enthusiast
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Precision detangling for industrial meat yields
help!youAI▸ LINKSEPARATOR V-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
untangles links with sub-millimeter precision
You manually separate linked sausages from high-speed processing lines. It is a slow, grease-slicked manual chore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a casing imperfection by the slight texture difference under your thumb.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed cameras map the tangling patterns of your specific casing diameter.
Month 7
Adjustable rollers align the links before they ever reach your station.
Month 16
Robotic fingers replicate your grip to gently resolve complex link knots.
Year 2.2
The processing machine adjusts its feed speed to prevent tangles from forming.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your terminal is unplugged and the line runs at 3x speed without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
450
Links untangled per hour
Excessive
Grease exposure per shift
4%
Average casing breakage rate
Your severance
One free lifetime supply of high-grade industrial lubricant
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