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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsMetal teeth have no heartbeat, yet you still insist on filing.
Industrial metal surgeon with a penchant for high-speed sparks.
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Perfect edges without the earplugs.
oof.youAI▸ TOOTHMASTER PRO 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reprofiles carbide tips while spinning at 3000rpm
You manually sharpen, shape, and tension industrial saw blades for lumber mills. It is noisy, dangerous, precise metalwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact stress fracture in a blade by its metallic ring.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res cameras scan every tooth to identify wear patterns.
Month 3
Precision laser-guided bits replace manual filing strokes.
Month 12
Sensors identify warps the human thumb will never find.
Month 20
Robotic arms move blades between machines without human touch.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The shop runs 24/7 without a single human pause.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
120
teeth sharpened per hour
High
metal dust inhalation risk
Infinite
hours spent squinting
Your severance
A blunt file and a voucher for hearing aids.
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