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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets are just dying to be deleted by an algorithm.
Professional risk-avoider and spreadsheet-heavy loan guardian.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Risk assessment without the human hesitation.
glub.youAI▸ LENDCHECK 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags bad loans before they are signed
You track Small Business Administration loan performance and ensure compliance with strict government underwriting and reporting standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively judge if a borrower is lying during a face-to-face meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull tax documents directly from borrower accounting software.
Month 5
AI flags covenant breaches before you even open your morning coffee.
Month 12
Compliance reports generate themselves without a single keystroke.
Month 16
Regulators now query our database directly, bypassing your desk entirely.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server takes the wheel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Zero human effort
Loan files processed
Non-existent
Compliance error rate
Milliseconds
Risk calculation speed
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "In Transition."
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