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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a glorified spreadsheet that sighs at Regulation B.
Compliance officer, regulator of boredom, master of Reg U.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finalizing high-stakes credit lines without the ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ CREDITSTREAM V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags regulatory violations in real-time
You shuffle loan documents and check compliance boxes for high net worth clients. Your job is pure data flow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their collateral value over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system starts ingesting your manual loan documentation files automatically.
Month 4
Sensors and APIs take over daily collateral value tracking.
Month 8
Regulation B and U checks are hardcoded into the approval engine.
Month 12
The system generates and sends all client notices without review.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles the entire portfolio.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
400x faster
Document processing speed
Zero
Compliance errors
Eliminated
Human sighs per hour
Your severance
A PDF copy of your last decline notice.
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