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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsGravity is the only thing currently keeping your paycheck alive.
Professional tube-wrangler and height-endurance enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-assembling frames that never complain about heights.
toast.youAI▸ STRUCTURA-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
snaps together steel frames with robotic precision
You build metal tube networks to hold workers aloft. Then you dismantle them so others can build something else.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge if a structure is stable just by the way the wind hits it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the building to calculate exact tube placement patterns.
Month 12
Auto-locking magnetic couplers replace the manual wrench turning process.
Year 2
Robotic crawlers haul materials to the exact point of assembly.
Year 3
Hydraulic towers push the scaffolding into place without human anchors.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site is fully automated and you are safely retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 meters
Average height worked
4.2
Tubes dropped daily
100 percent
Risk of back pain
Your severance
A slightly used harness and a commemorative spirit level.
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