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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsGlue fumes and patience are no match for high-resolution 3D printing.
Professional fidgeter with a very expensive paint collection.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect builds, zero microscopic mistakes.
splat.you▸ POLYPRINT FAB-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
instantly prints and paints an entire squadron
You spend weeks sanding plastic sprues, painting tiny details, and applying waterslide decals. It is an expensive, hobbyist-grade waste of time.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to fix a snapped antenna without triggering a structural collapse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We scrape your reference manuals into a 3D modeling environment to generate optimized, perfect parts.
Month 5
Robotic vision-guided arms remove all injection flash more precisely than your shaky human hands ever could.
Month 10
Micro-nozzle printers apply factory-grade weathering and pre-shading layers without any paint buildup or mess.
Month 16
Vacuum-based transfer heads place waterslide decals with zero alignment error or air bubble formation.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your workbench is decommissioned as the printer churns out thousand-piece kits while you sleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
94%
Average sanity lost to decals
4 hours
Time per wing-rib
1:1
Glue-to-finger adhesion rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium styrene cement.
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