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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsUpdating paper tags is a cute hobby, but robots do it faster.
Master of the thermal printer and the aisle map.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time pricing for a digital shelf.
glub.youAI▸ PRICEPULSE GRID-BOT▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
updates 500 shelf prices in five seconds
You manage shelf pricing, update label databases, and print paper tags for grocery store aisles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot a misplaced gourmet cheese wedge that the scanner keeps missing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Electronic ink tags replace your thermal paper inventory.
Month 7
Cloud software pushes price updates directly to shelves.
Month 13
Ceiling cameras monitor stock and flag price errors instantly.
Month 18
Gantry systems scan aisles for missing or damaged labels.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your access to the pricing server is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
2,400 units
Tags printed weekly
3 per hour
Price discrepancies found
18,000 steps
Steps walked per shift
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired shelf tags.
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