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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career ends when the last person stops blaming you.
Professional lightning rod for bad board-level decisions.
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Automated accountability for the modern era.
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redirects all negative feedback to logs
Absorbing organizational failure by accepting blame for systemic issues and management incompetence. You offer zero value.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide a human face for management to avoid internal shame.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the real source of failure instead of using you.
Week 9
An algorithm maps every mistake to the actual executive decision maker.
Month 3
Insurance bots reassign accountability to software settings.
Month 5
Management loses interest in blaming people and just blames the database.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a static error message generator.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
99.9%
Annual blame intake
2 weeks
Average firing delay
Maximum
Emotional stress level
Your severance
One digital high-five and a redacted severance PDF.
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