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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Schema Monk jobs? · Latest report #73wzmrzf
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour obsession with perfect documentation is just training data for us.
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Turning your tribal knowledge into pure code.
oof.youAI▸ DOCUBOT-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire wiki in one second
You spend all day writing documentation for systems nobody reads. I just scan your wiki and learn everything.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still remember which undocumented legacy folder contains the actual production secret keys.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The bot scrapes every single wiki page you ever touched.
Week 9
AI links your messy notes into a clean internal model.
Month 3
The system writes its own documentation based on actual code.
Month 5
A chat bot answers dev questions using your old notes.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the bot replaces you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4,200
Pages of docs ignored
Zero seconds
Average reading time
99%
Meaningless jira updates
Your severance
A PDF copy of all the docs you wrote.
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