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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEvaluating parenthetical infinities while your industry migrates to C++.
Recursively traversing abstractions, avoiding actual delivery.
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compiles your entire codebase in nanoseconds
You spend days crafting recursive macros and navigating abstract syntax trees for experimental functional code projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the elegance of a perfectly balanced recursive structure at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI indexers map every recursive function in your library.
Month 4
Generative models draft your complex macros in seconds.
Month 8
Auto-graders replace your exploratory REPL iterations with optimized blocks.
Month 13
The compiler now predicts your next thought before you type it.
Month 18 · D-Day
The REPL terminates; your code is archived and forgotten forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4,000 daily
Average parentheses count
near zero
Productive output
infinite
Exploratory depth
Your severance
A lifetime supply of closing parentheses.
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