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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets and permission slips are just waiting for a script.
Professional gatekeeper of the school office chaos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing your paperwork before the bell rings.
ow.you▸ ADMINBOT SCHOLAR 4000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters parent emails by emotional volatility
You track attendance, process enrollment forms, and answer constant parent inquiries all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a parent is about to lie about their address.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your paper files are uploaded to our secure cloud storage.
Month 4
A smart filter responds to generic parent inquiries instantly.
Month 8
Cameras log student arrival times and update the register.
Month 12
Inventory sensors reorder printer paper when levels get low.
Month 14 · D-Day
The office becomes fully automated and your desk is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Infinite
Permission slips processed
High
Coffee consumption rate
Constant
Interruption frequency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of printer toner and paperclips.
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