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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace School Caretaker jobs? · Latest report #9qe2ni3g
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour keys are just shiny bait for a future smart lock.
Master of the master key and the midnight boiler room.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The school never sleeps, and neither do we.
help!you▸ OMNIJANITOR 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures every wing in four seconds
You manage site security, building maintenance, and facility cleaning for a school campus. You are the master of locks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify exactly which student broke the sink just by the sound of the pipes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Mechanical keys are replaced by digital access badges for every door.
Month 10
Motion cameras and pressure pads monitor the halls instead of humans.
Year 2.2
Smart telemetry tells the central server when the boiler needs tuning.
Year 3.5
Autonomous machines polish the floors without needing coffee breaks.
Year 5 · D-Day
Your keys are retired to a museum display of human inefficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
47 items
Average keys carried
1200 liters
Spills mopped annually
82 per year
Broken windows fixed
Your severance
A vintage keychain and a high-five from HR.
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