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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsCapturing school memories until the algorithm captures your paycheck instead.
School photographer, software troubleshooter, professional email buffer.
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sends personalized updates to every parent instantly
You manage school social media and parent-teacher software portals. Your job is now a sequence of automated notifications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell which parents are lying about why their child missed the bus.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI cameras automatically snap and sort high-quality event photos.
Month 4
Self-service bots handle every password reset and form error.
Month 8
Language models generate newsletters tailored to parent interest groups.
Month 13
Software flags and resolves parent complaints before you see them.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously, leaving no need for manual coordination.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
142
Emails per day
4 per week
Parent portal glitches
3,000 yearly
Photos taken
Your severance
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