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Will AI replace School Crossing Supervisor jobs? · Latest report #sk639xt3
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsA glorified human speed bump waiting for a better sensor array.
Street-level authority figure with a really heavy sign.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Safer crossings without the small talk.
toast.youAI▸ GUARDRAIL 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
signals traffic to halt indefinitely
You stand in the street to stop cars so children can cross safely. You hold a stop sign.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the social authority to make drivers actually stop their SUVs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart cameras map the intersection to watch for moving vehicles.
Month 6
Large automated light boards replace your hand-held physical sign.
Month 16
Traffic lights link directly to vehicle braking sensors for automated stops.
Year 2.5
Safety regulation updates to allow machine-only crossing control.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your corner is fully automated and you are no longer needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
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High-vis vest count
too many
Near misses witnessed
room
Coffee cup temperature
Your severance
One free high-visibility vest and a whistle.
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