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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling tuition packages for neurodivergent kids is just glorified data entry.
School marketer (mostly donor CRM, emotionally stressed by admissions).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Personalized empathy at scale.
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Managing donor databases and student admission funnels for specialized education programs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely hear the panic in a parent's voice during a tour.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM cleans your messy parent database into a unified schema.
Month 5
Automated agents write and send all your donor outreach emails.
Month 10
Chatbots handle parent questions about learning disability resources automatically.
Month 16
Algorithms rank which donors to call so you don't have to.
Year 2 · D-Day
The software runs the school's growth strategy without any human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
Instant
CRM entry speed
99 percent
Empathy simulation index
Zero
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Empathy'.
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