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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace School District IT Support jobs? · Latest report #d85he3sw
Your job has an expiration date
December 11, 2027
In 13 monthsEnjoy resetting passwords until the AI learns your exact tone.
Professional cable untangler and password forgetter recovery expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ticketing for a simpler tomorrow.
splat.you▸ DISTRICT-SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes classroom whiteboards with a single command
You triage endless printer tickets, reset student passwords, and physically reconnect loose cables in dusty server closets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the history wing network drops.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters all incoming tickets and auto-replies with standard fixes.
Month 4
Self-service portals take over all password reset requests permanently.
Month 8
Algorithms detect and reroute signal drops before users even notice.
Month 11
Inventory scanners automatically log device status without human input.
Month 13 · D-Day
The district shuts off your terminal to save electricity costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
4,200 annually
Average password reset count
18 units
Printer jams cleared per week
3 mugs
Coffee consumed before 9am
Your severance
A decommissioned Chromebook and a mousepad.
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